This week, YHWH (which we’re told can be pronounced, “Yoo Hoo Woo Hoo”) and her band of Hebrew homies begin their adventures “In the Wilderness.” Despite being about the business of raising an army, the parsha itself is REALLY DRY. You can see why it’s called the book of “Numbers.” They might also call it, “boilerplate text.”

We asked ourselves “whassup wid this?” She defeated all the gods of Egypt singlehandedly yet She needs an army to overcome Molech’s followers? Sez us, what YHWH really wants is an army to win over the Land. And of course, who can blame Her?

- SHABBAT SHALOM! - a & s